The new season officially kicks off on the 27th against STL and barring any late drama, it seems like the Metrostars have survived another summer with their squad intact. Here's a rundown of the transfer window activity during an eventful pre-season:
Arsenal bid $401 for
Sepol, falsely beleiving it would trigger a release clause in his contract, leaving teammate
Alai to comment;
Real Madrid panic and submit a £100 million bid for Gareth Bale after the welsh wizard is spotted with Metrostars owner Montgomery Burns.
Reports from overseas say Gigsy is unhappy at Mumong but the player later claims his comments were misquoted in the papers and the meaning was lost in translation.