Alarm Clock
£9.99
All club players are encouraged to buy this item in the hopes that everyone will come on time to games for once.
Training Top
£29.99
Item is out of stock as the players never do any training.
Easi Kad
£3.00
Limited edition.
Limited because so far no one wants one.
FRIDAY 2ND OCTOBER 20098PM TO 10PM
KOMPLEKS SUKAN MUMONG
Bellamy takes exception at not being invited to Yasir's open house during pre-season training.
Manchester City's recent striker problems caused manager Mark Hughes a major selection headache recently with both Tevez and Santa Cruz injured and Adebayor banned following a riot-inciting celebration against Arsenal.
Reports from the UK suggest Dubai-owned City could be splashing even more cash by luring Sepol and Harmoney to the 'Middle' Eastlands.
The Metrostars would be devastated to lose their two latest signings, who played instrumental roles in their superb run at the end of last season, contributing a combined 23 goals in a relatively short time.
In other news, Lee Yuan Soon has critisised Eduardo's dive against Celtic which nearly earned the striker an European ban. Soon claims that his own dives are far more convincing.
The 2008/09 season review has been released on DVD and can be found in all good pirated DVD stores around the country.
From the first fun game to the first tournament, new signings and in-depth player interviews, relive the highs and the heartbreaks in this classic DVD. Just make sure you buy the purple disk and not the golden disk.
Check out this special clip which can be found on the DVD Extras:
Andy Gray looks forward to 2009/10
